I'm a lapsed papist, so I'm allowed to make that joke. In related news, I talked to my parents on the phone this evening and my mom asked if I had fish for dinner tonight. I said, "oh, I forgot it was Lent." My dad (he's the only one of us that still goes to church) didn't think that was as funny as I did. Sorry Dad.
I'm not so much a lapsed catholic so much as I'm glad I left. My mom still is a devout catholic, far more open minded than my sister the xtian fundamenalist, but my mom told me this past week she voted for Trump because Hillz and late term abortions, after all. My mother and sister are safely in blue states, though.
My suggestions:
And God Said, Let There Be Light Snacks!
Has Your Dinnerware Heard the Good News?
And God Said, Bite Me!
smokey's:
Praise the Lard!
Eating Jesus
Hail Rosemary Chicken
All Corn Dogs Go To Heaven
Christ on a Cracker!
The Lord is My Savior, I Shall Not Wonton
Peas Be With You
Crispy, Crunchy, Christ-y
Father, Son, and Holy Yum!
Jesus: King of the Chews
Mmm, Catholic food, my favorite!
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I'm a lapsed papist, so I'm allowed to make that joke. In related news, I talked to my parents on the phone this evening and my mom asked if I had fish for dinner tonight. I said, "oh, I forgot it was Lent." My dad (he's the only one of us that still goes to church) didn't think that was as funny as I did. Sorry Dad.
Eat meat on a Friday, that's all right.
I'm not so much a lapsed catholic so much as I'm glad I left. My mom still is a devout catholic, far more open minded than my sister the xtian fundamenalist, but my mom told me this past week she voted for Trump because Hillz and late term abortions, after all. My mother and sister are safely in blue states, though.
enjoy your parents. my dad died when I was 24
Mine too around that yearage…..I was thrilled. Actually not thrilled, more like 'meh'.
My mom was the Pope of Cleveland!
Bobby VintonNever mind………..
So that's what 45* calls the juice and cracker!
The Yeast of My Brethren
The Goy of Cooking
Popery Cookery
Find Salivation in Christ
Catholic Digest
Winner
In Jewlia's Kitchen
Julia (Christ) Child's French Cooking
Manicotti From Heaven
2 Corianderinthians
(via smokey) Forgive Me Father, For I Have Cinnamoned
The Encyclical of Eggs Benedict XVI
Loser. Wrong faith.
Um…er…WTF?
Wafers. Not what you're thinking.
LMFAO, I have been a Wonkvillian for way too long!
get your mind out of the gutter and back in the sewer where it belongs! I suppose sacramental wine is more your speed?
[also ] Sin and Salvation Come Through the Mouth
A Catholic, interested in salvation? Food for thought!
Mary Magdelene's Dirty Whorehouse Cookin'
Paradise awaits, but in the meantime, cheesecake!
The Meatitudes
You're on fire. In that vein, an oldie but a goodie:
What did god say when David Koresh arrived at the pearly gates? "Well Done"
Prison meets Paradise in Cool Hand Luke's Easter Cookbook
Some rise after 3 days. If your bread doesn't rise after 3 hours, however, you're fucked.
Jesus Christ Souperstar
Saveur Magazine
Looks like a cross-top.
I'll show myself out.