How can you make a proper Chicago Dog?
Celery is..kinda crunchy and inoffensive in my opinion. But, I understand. I was always the kid who gagged when everyone was eating watermelon. Yuck! I will never eat any melon. They all smell like garbage and lies. Especially cantaloupe.
And then there's the potassium nitrate, saltpeter. The un-Viagra™ long rumored to be an anaphrodisiac put in young male milk supplies.
Celery powder? I can't even stand celery FFS!
How are you going to stir your Bloody Mary?
With a spoon of course. I hate celery with a passion (and no, drowning it in peanut butter does not help.)
I guess you're no celery stalker.
How can you make a proper Chicago Dog?
Celery is..kinda crunchy and inoffensive in my opinion. But, I understand. I was always the kid who gagged when everyone was eating watermelon. Yuck! I will never eat any melon. They all smell like garbage and lies. Especially cantaloupe.
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