18 thoughts on “Melania was there, but didn’t dare show herself near the dazzling and charming Mrs Florida”
Among Republicans, Mitt Romney did far better in 2012 in both the town of Palm Beach (11 points) and the precinct where Mar-a-Lago (14 points) is located. Every Trump visit leads to more headlines of local and county officials struggling to pay overtime and security costs. Traffic snarls are commonplace when his motorcade travels to and from the airport. A nearby airport has estimated tens of thousands of dollars in losses because of grounded flight-school planes on the weekends.
Thank God Donald rarely shows up in California FFS.
Don't forget the shoe-leather tan from her constant pursuit of melanoma. There are a disproportionate number of women in Florida that try to blur the distinction between "tanning" and "tanning."
And who needs a push-up bra when your implants are vulcanized rubber?
Thank God Donald rarely shows up in California FFS.
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Verboten…
No see? It's just puke and a $100.
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What the hell, I fished that image out and posted in Chrome and I could see it, but now I can't. It must truly have magical propertie.
Nein…
Rep. Alcee Hastings [ paraphrasing here ] "WTF you fucking fuck, fuck you . I'll put the tone up your ass. " http://crooksandliars.com/2017/03/dems-stop-being…
I've always said Al Qaida hit the wrong buildings.
https://twitter.com/TUSK81/status/845456242801729…
https://twitter.com/edroso/status/846051836163473…
Kruggie's already |on it.|
If anyone would actually marry Florida, that's pretty much what I figured she'd look like.
Why do I hear banjo music?
It's the fake boobs and push-up bra that really close the deal.
Don't forget the shoe-leather tan from her constant pursuit of melanoma. There are a disproportionate number of women in Florida that try to blur the distinction between "tanning" and "tanning."
And who needs a push-up bra when your implants are vulcanized rubber?
Looks like Trump bought his classy chairs from a Chinese restaurant that was closing.
Agreed.