In the past few years, I've gone from calling myself a "Christian" to calling myself a "non-fundamentalist Christian" to calling myself a "follower of Christ". If this shit keeps going, I'm not sure what I'll call myself next: a "yoga-practicing meditator who is a fan of what Christ might have been if He hadn't been hijacked by wingnuts" perhaps?
Add that to the Alt-Jesus sign dewey posted in the First World Problems thread.
God just told me these fake Je$u$ swindlers are scum.
That's never happened before!
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In the past few years, I've gone from calling myself a "Christian" to calling myself a "non-fundamentalist Christian" to calling myself a "follower of Christ". If this shit keeps going, I'm not sure what I'll call myself next: a "yoga-practicing meditator who is a fan of what Christ might have been if He hadn't been hijacked by wingnuts" perhaps?
' Fan ' is good. Added benefit of getting some people frothing.
As if 45* is any kind of christian…
Pagh. You people had your chance to elect genuine arrogance.
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#MAKE ARROGANCE GREAT AGAIN
R'lyeh, the Winter White House:
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Mar-ill-Lago
Pain Beach, Fthagnorida
The un-shine State
Arrive Insane
The Death Coast
Death's a Beach
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Nevar forgit $arah's outfit, the 7 Mountains movement…
Down to six mountains now, someone insisted on using the name Denali.
AMPHIBIANS FIRST!
He won't drain that one, either.