Who is shaving our cats? April 29, 2017 Close Read 1980621 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F29%2Fwho-is-shaving-our-cats%2FWho+is+shaving+our+cats%3F2017-04-30+01%3A38%3A19Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F04%2F29%2Fwho-is-shaving-our-cats%2F +20
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I've had to bathe cats a few times when they get in something you don't want them to lick off. Wet cats look pretty much like this. Reply
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So there's a blizzard in Kansas and flash flooding 300 mi. East in Mssippi tributaries. Oh, and a freeze warning for parts of S.E. Az. Reply
My cat won't let me near him wielding scissors. Shaving would require anesthesia. Him, not me. OK, maybe both of us. Reply
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Perhaps tRump has another pussy fetish.
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De-furries?
Hell hath no furry like a kitty shorn
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I've had to bathe cats a few times when they get in something you don't want them to lick off. Wet cats look pretty much like this.
But… but… what about… bacon taping?
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It's okay unless the cat is Jewish or Muslim.
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So there's a blizzard in Kansas and flash flooding 300 mi. East in Mssippi tributaries.
Oh, and a freeze warning for parts of S.E. Az.
My cat won't let me near him wielding scissors. Shaving would require anesthesia. Him, not me. OK, maybe both of us.
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https://www.balloon-juice.com/2017/04/29/saturday…
Jesus Shaves!
♫ two bits ♫
It's a dog.
Had to be. No cat would tolerate that thing long enough for a pic.
It's simple, really. You just cut away everything that is not the kitty.
If bloodshed is the metric by which we gauge conflicts, he wins,
handspaws down.