If she were my daughter, I'd …
Check this out:
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again, oh baby
Smother that girl in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again, oh baby
She's my teen-age baby
She turns me on
I'd like to make her do a nasty
On the White House lawn
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup
And boogie 'till the cows come home
Mr. Lewandowski’s return may prove awkward internally. He was accused of assaulting a reporter at a campaign event—charges were eventually dropped—and Trump family members believed he was peddling negative stories about Mr. Trump’s son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner, campaign officials said at the time. He was pushed out at the behest of Mr. Trump’s children.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall at the next family dinner.
“The left is automatically going to say the tax plan is tailored to the rich and to Wall Street. And we just gave them an image of the rich and of Wall Street,” one Trump former campaign official said.
BTW, you can get through Rupert's paywall of doom by finding the article on the Twitter:
https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/8682190…
https://mobile.twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/426…
Knowingly falsifying or concealing information on a SF-86 questionnaire is a felony, punishable by up to five years in prison.
Erin 🎶Gloria🎶 Ryan @morninggloria 9h
Replying to @IvankaTrump
This is accidentally the funniest tweet in the world
Downthread, an opportunity for pranksterism:
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/8681671…
If she were my daughter, I'd …
Check this out:
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again, oh baby
Smother that girl in chocolate syrup
And strap her on again, oh baby
She's my teen-age baby
She turns me on
I'd like to make her do a nasty
On the White House lawn
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup
And boogie 'till the cows come home
They spelled "Country" wrong.
Also,
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10212…
Oh, to be a fly on the wall at the next family dinner.
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…
That's why Jared gets all the taskings.
Well he just solved the Middle East, and also Israel. So he's got a few slots available.