That "news article" omitted some salient facts, such as (1) was anyone hurt? (2) who fired at whom? (3) did the bounty hunters successfully apprehend the evil-doer? (4) how many shots were fired?
I understand that nobody at Fox 4 left the office to prepare this fine piece of it-bleeds-it-leads journamalism, but couldn't they at least count the rounds expended?
………may have made some poor decisions.
Needed a few more armed citizens, obvs
That "news article" omitted some salient facts, such as (1) was anyone hurt? (2) who fired at whom? (3) did the bounty hunters successfully apprehend the evil-doer? (4) how many shots were fired?
I understand that nobody at Fox 4 left the office to prepare this fine piece of it-bleeds-it-leads journamalism, but couldn't they at least count the rounds expended?
| "This is supposed to be a happy occasion! " |
I gathered that the suspect and both bounty hunters died of gunshot wounds, but no other injuries?
"Nissan of Greenville" — as long as the free advertising/product placement makes the press, does anything else really matter?
"C'mon in for a bang-up deal at Nissan of Greenville! Bring your trade-in and your wife and we'll dicker!"
You monster.
How cute would a female student have to be to achieve the desired academic result through this stratagem?
Readin' is fer them Coastal Elites, yew know.
Read it twice, but not closely enough. Photo captions don't count.