11 thoughts on “Nobel Laureate Delivers Required Acceptance Speech

          1. You hand in your ticket and you go watch the geek
            Who immediately walks up to you when he hears you speak
            And says, "How does it feel to be such a freak?"
            And you say, "Impossible!" as he hands you a Nobel Prize

          2. "A man from the Committee called to give me the Prize
            I knew right away he was not ordinary
            He said "Can you fly out to speak to the guys?"
            I said "I got no money". He said "That ain't necessary".

  1. "At dawn my lover comes to me
    And tells me of her dreams,
    With no attempts to shovel the glimpse
    Into the ditch of what each one means.
    At times I think there are no words
    But these to tell what's true.
    And there are no truths outside the Gates of Eden."

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