How Hot Is It? June 20, 2017 natl_[gorgeous]_cmdr 2096021 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F06%2F20%2Fhow-hot-is-it%2FHow+Hot+Is+It%3F2017-06-20+22%3A01%3A38Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F%3Fp%3D20960 00
It's so hot… Bill Cosby drugged and raped Phoenix! Trump mistook PHX for Ivanka (or vice versa)! Scott Pruitt announced he still doesn't believe in global warming! Local TV news tried to do one of those "Can You Fry an Egg on the Sidewalk?" segment but the camera melted and the reporter burst into flames! The stop lights have all turned red (because they're on fire)! Former Sheriff Joe hired undocumented immigrants to fix his air conditioning! The NBA's Phoenix Suns changed their name to the Phoenix Holy Shit It's Hot and We Still Sucks! Everything melted and we all died. Reply
ASU's mascot, Sparky the Sun Devil, cracked from the heat! (You have to watch the first few seconds of the vid to see it.) Reply
Remember to give this to Cally if she shows up. https://twitter.com/swear_trek/status/87724066295… Reply
It's so hot…
Bill Cosby drugged and raped Phoenix!
Trump mistook PHX for Ivanka (or vice versa)!
Scott Pruitt announced he still doesn't believe in global warming!
Local TV news tried to do one of those "Can You Fry an Egg on the Sidewalk?" segment but the camera melted and the reporter burst into flames!
The stop lights have all turned red (because they're on fire)!
Former Sheriff Joe hired undocumented immigrants to fix his air conditioning!
The NBA's Phoenix Suns changed their name to the Phoenix Holy Shit It's Hot and We Still Sucks!
Everything melted and we all died.
Good hot takes imo
He's here all week, folks.
Jan Brewer turned into a pair of snakeskin boots (and no one noticed)!
Trent Franks' face melted (and no one noticed)!
ASU's mascot, Sparky the Sun Devil, cracked from the heat! (You have to watch the first few seconds of the vid to see it.)
It's so hot there's showers and probably lightning in them there hills.
It's trying to gear up for rain. I switched over from swamp to AC this morning
Nearby outages. https://www.tep.com/outages/
Cooling down to "Oh Fuck " later this week.
Remember to give this to Cally if she shows up. https://twitter.com/swear_trek/status/87724066295…
HA!
80 degrees at 6:40 PM. Supposed to be 93 tomorrow. Guess I'm trading my run for a swim!
|101 here today.|
Hey oooooooooooo
[!!!!]
Iris DeMelt
It's [this] hot.
It's probably the Rooskies hacking our infrastructure.
Putting an ice-pack in my pants, after I put on some pants.
burning sensation?