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A single five-minute trawl with a research net by scientists off the Columbia River in late May scooped up roughly 60,000 pyrosomes, NOAA reported.
Fishermen were also hit in southeastern Alaska, where some crews suspended operations earlier this year when pyrosome densities were at their height, said Aaron Baldwin, a fishery biologist for the Alaska Department of Fish and Game.
"There were clouds of them in the water," he said.
Not even Pharaoh had to endure a plague of dickjellies, although that might have sped up that whole "let My People Go" process.
Growing up on the South Side of Chicago, we would some evenings drive over to the slag dumps at US Steel's Gary Works. It was spectacular. <img src="https://cdn.liveleak.com/80281E/ll_a_u/thumbs/2013/Oct/11/ce8779bc3557_sf_8.jpg"> We didn't roll around in it, as in addition to being polluted with vanadium and titanium, it would melt the flesh off your bones, and then melt your bones.
A single five-minute trawl with a research net by scientists off the Columbia River in late May scooped up roughly 60,000 pyrosomes, NOAA reported.
Fishermen were also hit in southeastern Alaska, where some crews suspended operations earlier this year when pyrosome densities were at their height, said Aaron Baldwin, a fishery biologist for the Alaska Department of Fish and Game.
"There were clouds of them in the water," he said.
Not even Pharaoh had to endure a plague of dickjellies, although that might have sped up that whole "let My People Go" process.
Seriously. Dickjelllies.
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This would appear a more reliable indicator of climate change than Inhofe's snowball in Congress.
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"The dickjellies were angry that day, my friend."
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Growing up near Lake Erie, we also used to go and smear ourselves with glowing things. .
Growing up on the South Side of Chicago, we would some evenings drive over to the slag dumps at US Steel's Gary Works. It was spectacular. <img src="https://cdn.liveleak.com/80281E/ll_a_u/thumbs/2013/Oct/11/ce8779bc3557_sf_8.jpg"> We didn't roll around in it, as in addition to being polluted with vanadium and titanium, it would melt the flesh off your bones, and then melt your bones.
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