It was so absurd that I had to double-check to make sure that this story was real. Somehow, Alex Jones is actually pushing this and NASA actually responded. What a weird world.
Hey, wait a minute…<img src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bUAc60qZRoM/Uos5fRBvhDI/AAAAAAAACdk/WxnMQW3lna0/s1600/6 Buster Crabbe – Flash Gordon 01.jpg">"Raised in Hawaii, Crabbe graduated from the Punahou School* in Honolulu. He competed in two Olympic Games as a swimmer. At the 1928 Summer Olympics in Amsterdam, he won the bronze medal for the 1,500 meters freestyle, and at the 1932 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles, he won the gold medal for the 400 meters freestyle when he beat Jean Taris of France by a tenth of a second. He attended the University of Southern California, where he was the school's first All-American swimmer (1931) and a 1931 NCAA freestyle titlist. He also became a member of the Sigma Chi Fraternity before graduating from USC in 1931."
And he didn't shave his damn legs.
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*Other graduates of Punahou School include Steve Case and B Hussein Obama.
This is good Wonkville.
It was so absurd that I had to double-check to make sure that this story was real. Somehow, Alex Jones is actually pushing this and NASA actually responded. What a weird world.
Of course they would deny it.
[Deny everything]
The Glomars Response
I have to admit, I bought one of those the other day- turns out the Spy Museum is geeky, nerdy fun. I figure it's a good enigmatic stage T-shirt…
Wow!!
<img src="https://sep.yimg.com/ay/spymuseumstore/mustache-sunglasses-30.jpg">
Well, duh!
I Want To Believe
<img src="http://wonkville.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/my-favorite-hepola.jpg"/>
Mars does need women…
and moar tentacles
<img src="https://princecavallo.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/invaders-from-mars-alien-head-in-sphere.png"/>
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/jamest52/squid_zps8stzvdbo.jpg?t=1498716143"</img>
I didn't know that Mars even had a basement…
| Do you think this is coincidence? |
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
Those are the worst names for pizza places ever. Worse than hair salons.
The moon has all those craters though.
<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AzoFeJYCAAAsqPE.jpg"/>
So, just out of Curiosity….
<img src="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/832/556/bdb.gif" />
<img src="http://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sex-files.jpg" width=400>
<img src="https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZDc4MTQ4MGEtZGYyYy00Y2VhLWFiMmEtYmQxM2JkZDEwYTA1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDUxNjc5NjY@._V1_UY268_CR8,0,182,268_AL_.jpg"/>
Hey, wait a minute…<img src="https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bUAc60qZRoM/Uos5fRBvhDI/AAAAAAAACdk/WxnMQW3lna0/s1600/6 Buster Crabbe – Flash Gordon 01.jpg">"Raised in Hawaii, Crabbe graduated from the Punahou School* in Honolulu. He competed in two Olympic Games as a swimmer. At the 1928 Summer Olympics in Amsterdam, he won the bronze medal for the 1,500 meters freestyle, and at the 1932 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles, he won the gold medal for the 400 meters freestyle when he beat Jean Taris of France by a tenth of a second. He attended the University of Southern California, where he was the school's first All-American swimmer (1931) and a 1931 NCAA freestyle titlist. He also became a member of the Sigma Chi Fraternity before graduating from USC in 1931."
And he didn't shave his damn legs.
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*Other graduates of Punahou School include Steve Case and B Hussein Obama.
I want to believe…
This headline has got to be a joke–I'm sure the actual article is about some science story. Right?
(opens link)
Oh, for fuck's fucking fuck's sake.
<img src="https://flavorwire.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/spacebaby9.jpg?w=1920">
<img src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d4/e9/61/d4e9617337a05ed03d610bd4744c0e0c–space-cowboys-major-tom.jpg"/>
<img src="https://hammer.ucla.edu/fileadmin/media/programs/2015/Fall_2015/11.15.15_Screenings.FamilyFlicks.the_LittlePrince.drawing.jpg" width=400>
<img src="https://er.jsc.nasa.gov/seh/tomspost.gif"/>
Danger, Will Robinson!
Well, there goes my childhood. Thanks, Internet.
<img src="http://images.uncyclomedia.co/uncyclopedia/en/thumb/b/bc/TomSwiftRocket.jpg/180px-TomSwiftRocket.jpg"/>
Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
It's on America's tortured brow.
And then some.
It's cold as hell!
Alex Jones must be high as a kite by now.
O/T: Look what I found
Hey Kids! 1600°C of Fun!
<img src="http://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/4/4/7/95447.jpg?v=1">
(More irresponsible than the Gilbert Atomic Lab for Kids, less, or the same?)
Burnin' out his fuse up there alone.
<img src="https://i.imgur.com/lrhaS.gif"/>
That's a terrible thing to say about glass!
Sorry. I got carried away.