21 thoughts on “Hey, let’s ask the Internet for boat names! What can go wrong?”
So, Internet people of Annapolis–please don’t let me down. Please submit your best names for the City Dory using the hashtag #AnnapolisCityBoat on Twitter and Facebook and we will keep an eye out for some of the best! There will be prizes!
I foolishly followed Glass's advice and submitted it as a separate post, but it likely won't appear until days from now, by which time either we will have forgotten about it and find it funny all over again, or else ennui will have set in and we won't think anything is funny anymore.
In my capacity as a faceless, false moderator, I have granted your appeal so we may all join in the mirthless laughter of the damned.
On the eve of the anniversary of some magistrates breaking the shackles of monarchy, only to impose their own timeless, unending, arbitrary rules on a feckless populace, let me just assert Amerika is actually funnier than you might think.
My last boat got stolen and scuttled on the rocks in King Harbor. I had her hauled out and transported to a friend's yard for refurbishing. While she was still afloat, I tried to make St. Mucus stick to her too, but it just wouldn't Sanding on the transom I found several names. Most recent was "The Rev", as a reverend used to own it and he apparently had no imagination. Under that was "Chardonnay", and under that was "Confetti". For the few years I owned her, she had no real name. Probably why she got stolen.
So, Internet people of Annapolis–please don’t let me down. Please submit your best names for the City Dory using the hashtag #AnnapolisCityBoat on Twitter and Facebook and we will keep an eye out for some of the best! There will be prizes!
Let's help them out, shall we?
"Blow Toad" ?
"Arseterroid"?
"Bearded Clammer"?
I once had a small lateen rigged sailboat named "St. Mucus."
The Pantyliner?
Will our Little Dictator be sailing in this vessel for Elba? If so, I suggest Dicky McDickship.
The Licentious Midshipwoman?
The Fat Man in the Bathtub?
With the Blues?
OT
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/kafkas-joke-b…
“We can’t help you if you won’t work with us. Perhaps another day in the machine will convince you to cooperate.”
That is true. Every time I have to say that it does work.
"If the system has no place for you, and you’re forced to live on its fringes teetering between poverty and anarchy… you may be a redneck."
"What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
Nothing after Albert’s inexplicable transformation. Every breath was agony."
I laughed way too hard at this one.
I foolishly followed Glass's advice and submitted it as a separate post, but it likely won't appear until days from now, by which time either we will have forgotten about it and find it funny all over again, or else ennui will have set in and we won't think anything is funny anymore.
In my capacity as a faceless, false moderator, I have granted your appeal so we may all join in the mirthless laughter of the damned.
On the eve of the anniversary of some magistrates breaking the shackles of monarchy, only to impose their own timeless, unending, arbitrary rules on a feckless populace, let me just assert Amerika is actually funnier than you might think.
I think 'funny all over again' , then ennui when we realize it had been posted before.
We gonna need you to write a comment before you can post it.
Alas.
"Tiger, tiger, burning bright"
Marie Celeste?
What's up with the tiger post? This is a sad song about tigers…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbZC87rKXyE&y…
My last boat got stolen and scuttled on the rocks in King Harbor. I had her hauled out and transported to a friend's yard for refurbishing. While she was still afloat, I tried to make St. Mucus stick to her too, but it just wouldn't Sanding on the transom I found several names. Most recent was "The Rev", as a reverend used to own it and he apparently had no imagination. Under that was "Chardonnay", and under that was "Confetti". For the few years I owned her, she had no real name. Probably why she got stolen.
Hey, I don’t come down to where you work and expose the bureaucratic machine in which you’re embedded as the dehumanizing monolith it is
Hybrid?
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