5 thoughts on “The Gun was Cocked, Florida Man May No Longer Be”
I read the news today, oh boy
About a stupid man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his dick off in a car
He didn't notice that the gun was armed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen disgrace before
And everyone was pretty sure that he was from the Sunshine State
I read the news today, oh boy
About a stupid man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph
He blew his dick off in a car
He didn't notice that the gun was armed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen disgrace before
And everyone was pretty sure that he was from the Sunshine State
*slow clap* Beautiful.
*bows*
Gun goes off half cocked- area man is now half cocked…
His life in prison is going to be, uh…interesting.