31 thoughts on “Putin Convinces Trump to Return Alaska”
Admit it: would that headline surprise you now?
There's Trump. Putin, a couple of translators and Tillerson in this meeting.
Chances of Russian hacking coming up : 0%
Chances of embargos and oil leases coming up: 100%
Trump said: “We’ve had some very, very good talks. We’re going to have a talk now and obviously that will continue. We look forward to a lot of very positive things happening for Russia and for the United States and for everyone concerned.”
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Trump did not respond to repeated shouted questions about whether he would raise the politically toxic issue of Russian hacking of the Novemver 2016 presidential election.
Actually, and unfortunately for the country, I think his quote is the response to those questions…
Mogu li ya poluchit' pivo? May I have a beer?
Ostav' menya v pokoye. ya star. Leave me alone. I am old
YA golosoval za Trampa, no zlyye demokraty-khakery sdelali eto tak, kak budto ya ne.
YA ne khochu rabotat' na uranovom rudnike. I voted for Trump, but the evil Democrat hackers did it as if I did not.
YA ne khochu rabotat' na uranovom rudnike I do not want to work at a uranium mine
From the latest update linky thingy: Trump and Putin, whose regime is implicated in the murder of journalists, shared a chuckle about conflict with the media.
It's 20 deg cooler in house than outside. Problem is that it is 112 outside.
A/C dudes showed up .
The dog here [Hobbes] is looking at me like 'WTF, human?'
Admit it: would that headline surprise you now?
There's Trump. Putin, a couple of translators and Tillerson in this meeting.
Chances of Russian hacking coming up : 0%
Chances of embargos and oil leases coming up: 100%
Update: | Well, at least the International Community isn't laughing at us anymore. |
Well, maybe a little.
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Actually, and unfortunately for the country, I think his quote is the response to those questions…
/FFS
The good news: Putin was only alone in a room with Trump for an hour.
The bad news: Putin was alone in a room with Trump for an hour.
Trump-Putin meeting concludes – Russian media
Russian TV reports that the bilateral meeting has concluded after 140 minutes.
Oh, no.
Mogu li ya poluchit' pivo?
May I have a beer?
Ostav' menya v pokoye. ya star.
Leave me alone. I am old
YA golosoval za Trampa, no zlyye demokraty-khakery sdelali eto tak, kak budto ya ne.
YA ne khochu rabotat' na uranovom rudnike.
I voted for Trump, but the evil Democrat hackers did it as if I did not.
YA ne khochu rabotat' na uranovom rudnike
I do not want to work at a uranium mine
gdy jesteś gwiazdą pozwolili zrobić wszystko
When you're a star they let you do anything
[ you might wanna be arefulkay with the olishpay ]
Ne strelyay v menya. Moya babushka byla russkoy
Don't shoot me. My grandmother was Russian.
Sorry. I blame Google Translate.
So, did we ever find out who really stole the Kishka ?
O/T: |Bonus Mammatus! |
Hillary?
Podesta!
Mein Großvater war deutsch, aber wir waren nur nach Befehlen.
Vy nakhodites' v glubokoy kanalizatsii
Sobald die Raketen hoch sind, wen kümmert sie sich wo sie herabkommen?
Das ist nicht meine Abteilung.
I think a rocket took out the A/C here.
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Nicht gut.
Temp 83.7 F
Humidity 65%
Heat Index 89.0 F
The console's "high humidity" alarm went off this morning, at 99%. I set it way high just so that wouldn't happen, but…
Instead of getting the curresnt stats here, Imma take a shower.
Good choice. Feel free to post that Galaxy Quest "Well Fuck That" gif also.
I was told there would be no more weather.
After spending the last hour trying to eradicate Russian thistle from my back yard, fuck it–he can have it, too.
Red Weed! H.G. Wells would have sympathized.
From the latest update linky thingy: Trump and Putin, whose regime is implicated in the murder of journalists, shared a chuckle about conflict with the media.
| Anna Politkovskaya. |
And $arah?
According to US broadcaster NBC, citing pool reports, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are still talking:
President Trump and President Putin are still talking 90 minutes into meeting, per pool. They had originally been scheduled for 30 minutes.
She's still a major sticking point.
My yard is small enough for one goat, and not for long.
I've eaten chiva, and it never occurred to me what they were fed.
*Oukes*
It's 20 deg cooler in house than outside. Problem is that it is 112 outside.
A/C dudes showed up .
The dog here [Hobbes] is looking at me like 'WTF, human?'
eta: Term for the day – Thermal Expansion Valve
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermal_expansion_v…
115 at 4 pm. "Feels like" 116. It's that extra one degree that really hurts.
Also, Safeway parking lot "feels like" surface of sun. Stay cool, daddy-o.
Science is [on it.]
So sorry. We've been hovering around 100. "Feels like" Hell/guys' locker room.