28 thoughts on “I’ll stop the world and melt with you

    1. Washington, DC
      2:33 PM EDT on July 12, 2017 (GMT -0400) The Washington Post
      92.5 °F
      Wind 4 MPH SE
      Heat Index 99 °F
      Dew Point70 °F
      Humidity 48%

      I have to say that if there's an AC failure and/or brownout on Capitol Hill now I wouldn't feel bad at all. Yes, it's come to that.

          1. Is she like the new Gloria? Did she try to sell you a 59 square foot apartment with a car elevator?

            Can you let some of it through? I miss the delightful unpredictability that spammers brought to Wonkville.

    1. 8:39 PM DST, East
      Outside Temp83.8 F
      Outside Humidity82%
      Heat Index94.0 F
      Wind Chill84.0 F
      Dew Point78.0 F

      I'm sorry, all those megatons of water soaking in the atmosphere here add up to It's Just Fucking Hot you dwellers in desolate dessicated deserts, you.

        1. Complaining about the summer weather is a grand tradition in the Land of Pleasant Living. There's continuing ed courses available so new arrivals can get with the program with ease.

          EDIT: I'm just happy there's so much water in the air here that nothing's catching on fire. There's plants crawling over everything like Ray Bradbury's Venus, though, and it's a good idea to just keep moving.

          1. No joke, my last summer in NJ, I was in a converted farmhouse in the middle of the forest south of Princeton, and it's the only time I had mold growing on my leather dress shoes. Impressive!

      1. 79.2 °F
        Feels Like 79 °F
        Pressure 27.05 in
        Heat Index 79 °F
        Dew Point 45 °F
        Humidity 30%
        Rainfall 0.00 in

  1. I just got nailed by photobucket, they won't let me embed pix anymore. Now I'll have to steal them like everyone else.

  2. I'm pretty sure that the unjustifiable digits of precision are how Donnie grabs the local weather babe by the warm front…

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