4 thoughts on “Welcome to the mall, please check your backpacks and husbands at the front counter”
Malls are going to be gone soon, and good riddance to these city-destroying temples of consumption. Buying everything from Amazon.com is clearly better for society, if by "society" you mean sitting alone staring at glowing screen and clicking a mouse.
When I am old and crotchety (more so) I'll be telling the kids that in the bad old days, people who didn't like to shop had to sit at a bar and watch the game while their partners and friends shopped. Progress!
Malls are going to be gone soon, and good riddance to these city-destroying temples of consumption. Buying everything from Amazon.com is clearly better for society, if by "society" you mean sitting alone staring at glowing screen and clicking a mouse.
Didn't there used to be arcades in malls?
[ also needs moar sex robots, which arcades didn't have, to my knowledge, anyway ]
When I am old and crotchety (more so) I'll be telling the kids that in the bad old days, people who didn't like to shop had to sit at a bar and watch the game while their partners and friends shopped. Progress!
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