12 thoughts on ““Pack up the Escalade, Heather: we’re moving to Texas!””
Emails poured in from across California. “My boys’ minds have been taken over by the liberal teachings of the schools here,” wrote a woman from Westlake Village who works in the courts. “I would like to try to save my younger son before it’s too late.”
“I for one wish to not be a part of this control and socialist environment,” said a woman from Vacaville who home-schools her children and complained that California liberals ridiculed her for praying before meals.*
“I’m done,” announced a financial planner from Monrovia who complained she was struggling to find common ground with her co-workers. “I want my next chapter in life to be one where I’m in an environment where people are like-minded.”
Fed up with life in the Golden State, the emailers wanted out. So they turned to Paul Chabot, a 43-year-old Republican who says he’s discovered the perfect place for them: Collin County in north Texas.
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*Seems highly unlikely. Were the libs peeking in her dining room windows?=
I tried when I was there, honey. Managed to help Janet Napolitano win, so there's that. And I'm on standby if you need troops on the ground to give Flake the heave-ho next year!
We appreciate that. The future looked bright enough for shades back then.
It's gonna get weirder I bet. Esp. with McCain, but Flake is probably gonna get attacked by the nuts. Maybe Chemtrail Kelli Crazy Ward will go after him http://www.12news.com/news/muslim-candidate-grate…
• sun has risen and set on schedule every day
• Mt McKinley (not Denali) emerges as highest peak in North America
• more earthquakes than ever before in Oklahoma
• Frederick Douglass becomes known as a leader of the blah community
Abbott’s press secretary shot back: "California may be able to stop their state employees, but they can't stop all the businesses that are fleeing over taxation and regulation and relocating to Texas.”
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*Seems highly unlikely. Were the libs peeking in her dining room windows?=
My fault for trying to edit it some more. Sorry!
Good. Stay the fuck out of Arizona. We got the first wave of those fuckers in the 90's.
It happened in Nevada, too. Kinda backfired last election, though.
I tried when I was there, honey. Managed to help Janet Napolitano win, so there's that. And I'm on standby if you need troops on the ground to give Flake the heave-ho next year!
We appreciate that. The future looked bright enough for shades back then.
It's gonna get weirder I bet. Esp. with McCain, but Flake is probably gonna get attacked by the nuts. Maybe Chemtrail Kelli Crazy Ward will go after him http://www.12news.com/news/muslim-candidate-grate…
Hilarious. Stuart Varney https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/888486425162…
Other achievements of the tRump "administration":
• sun has risen and set on schedule every day
• Mt McKinley (not Denali) emerges as highest peak in North America
• more earthquakes than ever before in Oklahoma
• Frederick Douglass becomes known as a leader of the blah community
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Also:
[Guess again, asshole]…
/FFS
Didn't Perry try that ' Yeah, ya'll businesses move to Tejas from CA.' shit too?
Right? I live in one of those places. Surrounded by people that hate California. It would be amusing, but, you know…