Mooch, we hardly knew ye! July 31, 2017 Biff 2172345 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F31%2Fmooch-we-hardly-knew-ye%2FMooch%2C+we+hardly+knew+ye%212017-07-31+18%3A41%3A05Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F07%2F31%2Fmooch-we-hardly-knew-ye%2F +20
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Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer · 44m Unfortunately for the Mooch, the minimum tenure to get invited to the annual WH Comms Directors Reunion is 3 weeks Reply
Sure, but (c) does not preclude (b), in fact may increase the likelihood especially if it's CNBC. Reply
Ousted White House Communications Director Hospitalised After Apparent Ground Concrete Overdose Reply
Contemplating the fate of Anthony Scaramucci… <img src="https://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3155/8338/original.gif?w=600&h"> That said, it is amusing that he didn't last a month even. Who the fuck is Donald going to find who will kiss his ass even more vigorously than Mooch did FFS? Reply
Pundit roundup, Kos style: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/co… http://www.theonion.com/article/nation-not-sure-h… https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/jenny-holzer-… Reply
How much you bet the used general wouldn't take the CoS job unless the Mooch could be sent on his way? Reply
"Can I just say that this is the first time I've ever been a White House communications director?" "No, sorry, there isn't time." Reply
Probably wants to spend more time with his family?
I got nothing.
10 days!
THIS IS FINE
She didn't even make a phone call!
Too busy deleting emails.
He did accomplish the defenestration of Preibus, so he's got that on his resumé.
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Brill!
Stalin's retoucher couldn't have done better.
I don't see Chris Christie in any of those photos.
From the same source
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The flyswatter and reefer are too, too perfect!
All I got was this | Plastic Ashtray |
Apparently Flynn was in Russia for this photoshop-op.
Update: Scaramucci didn't officially start until mid-August. He lasted -14 days.
Did Kelly do it? What do your sources say?
THANKS OBAMA
https://mobile.twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/892…
DEEP STATE
Does it burn when you pee?
I don't know, I've never tried to light it…
Yes. Wouldn't you?
r π ° contempt
https://twitter.com/Evan_Rosenfeld/status/8920868…
Does that mean he goes to the tent city?
Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer
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Unfortunately for the Mooch, the minimum tenure to get invited to the annual WH Comms Directors Reunion is 3 weeks
Not even one pay period, so no Thrift Savings plan contribution either.
HAH!!
So within a week…….
Odds that Mooch goes postal_______
Odds that Mooch dies of coke OD_______
Sure, but (c) does not preclude (b), in fact may increase the likelihood especially if it's CNBC.
Ousted White House Communications Director Hospitalised After Apparent Ground Concrete Overdose
Scaramucci Sniffs Cement, Says Sayonara
He was coughing up blood last night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLEsvIXuCew
Darth just won't stop
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Damn. I need a break.
Remember to hydrate!
This is an ultra marathon, not a 75 yard dash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwLy3fYN720
Contemplating the fate of Anthony Scaramucci…
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That said, it is amusing that he didn't last a month even. Who the fuck is Donald going to find who will kiss his ass even more vigorously than Mooch did FFS?
Pundit roundup, Kos style:
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/co…
http://www.theonion.com/article/nation-not-sure-h…
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/jenny-holzer-…
How much you bet the used general wouldn't take the CoS job unless the Mooch could be sent on his way?
Heh.
Oh get real.
Bukowski touched on this subject as well.
You're all being irrational!
And a worse week for our sanity and the health of this country.
"Can I just say that this is the first time I've ever been a White House communications director?"
"No, sorry, there isn't time."
If not imaginary…