5 thoughts on “Incident! The Case of the Disrobing Duo, OR Aspiring Auteur Misses Big Break”
It appears Joel Despain was on vacation when this Incident! occurred. Please allow me to attempt to recreate his genius.
It was a calm and pleasant Sunday evening at James Madison Park. Many colege students' and familys' making the most of the descending sun. Suddenly, a crowd gathered as cheers and gasps could be heard on the shores of Lake Mendota, amid the occassional grunt and grown.
Two adults were in flagrante delicto in full view of children and cell phones alike. The distinct sounds of coitus could be heard. Madison Police were called and found the disrobed duo against a tan Honda sedan. The disturbing sexual interaction was halted by officers the two being arrested and charged with Public Fornication. Perhaps next time the delicto duo will choose a more suitable loccale for their romantic excursions, out of eyeshot of children and parents.
Also, too:
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my tan Honda sedan and that's all right with me
The sexual interactions between Pierce and Owen disturbed a number of families, as many were planning on having a good time in the park, but ended up with memories that may not soon fade away.
It appears Joel Despain was on vacation when this Incident! occurred. Please allow me to attempt to recreate his genius.
It was a calm and pleasant Sunday evening at James Madison Park. Many colege students' and familys' making the most of the descending sun. Suddenly, a crowd gathered as cheers and gasps could be heard on the shores of Lake Mendota, amid the occassional grunt and grown.
Two adults were in flagrante delicto in full view of children and cell phones alike. The distinct sounds of coitus could be heard. Madison Police were called and found the disrobed duo against a tan Honda sedan. The disturbing sexual interaction was halted by officers the two being arrested and charged with Public Fornication. Perhaps next time the delicto duo will choose a more suitable loccale for their romantic excursions, out of eyeshot of children and parents.
Also, too:
She woke up and took me by the hand
We made love in my tan Honda sedan and that's all right with me
Excellent!
Incident occurred near the intersection of Johnson and Hancock.
Rub it in, god damnit.
Or, as one of them said:
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