Florida Woman, Or the Beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse?

2 thoughts on “Florida Woman, Or the Beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse?

  1. Lerma took two breath tests. The results, according to the sheriff's office, registered a blood alcohol content of .200 and .187.

    Snark off–how is she not dead?

    Best of luck to that poor kid. JFC…

  2. "The woman told deputies at the scene she took Percocet, Xanax, and drank two fireballs."

    Fireball? Is that some sort of "hand-crafted cocktail" that the Millenials are so fond of? Or did she just slurp some Sterno?

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