Donnie, when your normal excuses are hopelessly inadequate, don't tweet them yourself, send Kellyanne out to make them. That way you will look more presidential, bigly, believe me.
He'll want to put up a hotel there, after he or some crony gets the contract for cleaning up the UXO. Jared's probably filing the papers of Kushner Environmental LLC right now.
From WH CoS John Kelly
To Sec Def James Mattis Confidential
Jim
POTUS has asked me to direct you to recall Lt Gen Russel Honore (Ret) to active duty with a view (I believe) to very publicly demoting and cashiering him. I replied that this action must go through your office to Acting SECARMY McCarthy, CSA Milley, and others, using 10 U.S. Code § 688, unless Honore retired under 688 exceptions, etc.
At this point POTUS became somewhat distracted by a ketchup stain on his tie, accidentally pushed the Bring Me a Diet Coke button, and flew into a purple-faced rage, ordering everyone out of the Oval and yelling "I mean it about that Honore fucker!"
In any case, see what you can do to slow-walk this recall thing and hopefully POTUS will forget about it while we get this relief op rolling. Jesus, we've really made a faustian bargain for the ages, haven't we?
Friend sent to me to remark that T. is not the only asshole on the world stage. From a while ago, though not reported by British fake news? Boris Johnson………..
|You’re on mic. Probably not a good idea|
And a reminder that when everything floods like that, the sewage treatment plant overflows into the floodwater, contaminating it with everything that went down the toilet. So she's wading through sewage.
He's showing her what REAL leadership looks like.
Mayor of San Juan:<img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DK-M9o_XkAAqoCy.jpg:large"/>
DOTUS: <img src="https://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1475836/donald-trump.jpg"/>
Donnie, when your normal excuses are hopelessly inadequate, don't tweet them yourself, send Kellyanne out to make them. That way you will look more presidential, bigly, believe me.
Wait until he hears about Vieques.
He'll want to put up a hotel there, after he or some crony gets the contract for cleaning up the UXO. Jared's probably filing the papers of Kushner Environmental LLC right now.
STOP THE YAMMERING
Another radical America-hating Lt General
http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2017/09/30/russel-ho…
DEEP STATE!
This is a Disaster. This isn't something somebody can control. We ain't stuck on stupid.
-Lt Gen Russel Honore (Ret)
From WH CoS John Kelly
To Sec Def James Mattis
Confidential
Jim
POTUS has asked me to direct you to recall Lt Gen Russel Honore (Ret) to active duty with a view (I believe) to very publicly demoting and cashiering him. I replied that this action must go through your office to Acting SECARMY McCarthy, CSA Milley, and others, using 10 U.S. Code § 688, unless Honore retired under 688 exceptions, etc.
At this point POTUS became somewhat distracted by a ketchup stain on his tie, accidentally pushed the Bring Me a Diet Coke button, and flew into a purple-faced rage, ordering everyone out of the Oval and yelling "I mean it about that Honore fucker!"
In any case, see what you can do to slow-walk this recall thing and hopefully POTUS will forget about it while we get this relief op rolling. Jesus, we've really made a faustian bargain for the ages, haven't we?
Many thanks,
John
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https://mobile.twitter.com/TheDweck/status/914240…
"I alone can fix it!"
"a asshole"
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6x0kbs/yel…
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Friend sent to me to remark that T. is not the only asshole on the world stage. From a while ago, though not reported by British fake news? Boris Johnson………..
|You’re on mic. Probably not a good idea|
Sorry, Madame Mayor, but by not kissing his ass you were insulting him. New rule since Donald became POTUS!
I think I accidentally downfisted you. Fuck.
Thanks, Trump!
Indeed, a fearless human, with a strong commitment to public service.
In other words, the opposite of cowardly sack of pus DOTUS.
And a reminder that when everything floods like that, the sewage treatment plant overflows into the floodwater, contaminating it with everything that went down the toilet. So she's wading through sewage.
Water? You mean like ocean water?
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He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YZnORoAWkA
Welcome to Trump's America!
D'ohTard?