In what seems like a plausible story, a Wyoming man arrested for public intoxication told police that he was a time traveler from the year 2048 who had returned to warn of a future invasion by aliens who had filled his body with alcohol
Much of my childhood, and again in young(er) adulthood, I didn't have TV. The only reason I finally broke down and bought one was because a roommate kept bringing broken ones home. I told him I'd get a new TV if he quit doing that. He did, so I did. And now I can't stop watching from about 4:00 PM until bedtime.
Yeah, this guy isn't batshit at all.
In Bryant Johnson's defense, it was |National Vodka Day.|
I thought the Johnson post was yesterday.
Also obligatory:
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Midnight in the Garden of Gin and Vodka
They heard that Aliens don't card.
Again, I learned something new at My Wonkville. I never knew where Sarah Connor came from until right now.
Much of my childhood, and again in young(er) adulthood, I didn't have TV. The only reason I finally broke down and bought one was because a roommate kept bringing broken ones home. I told him I'd get a new TV if he quit doing that. He did, so I did. And now I can't stop watching from about 4:00 PM until bedtime.