"Prince has looked for ways he could establish residency in the state" , if he can't work that out he's too stupid to be trusted with a pair of scissors.
Like you, I am a carpetbagging sociopathic opportunist who would like to dupe as few rubes as I can to gain access to the US government for personal enrichment, if possible while making people miserable around the globe. How did you manage to run for the congressional seat in Wyoming while maintaining your tony apartment on the East Coast?
"Prince has looked for ways he could establish residency in the state" , if he can't work that out he's too stupid to be trusted with a pair of scissors.
Those ugly pants, though.
IKR. circa 1980's "mercenary teal."
Let's hope he has a [fishing license].
Christ, I can't believe they fell for it. But then, you know, Wyoming.
Why doesn't he just move to Wyoming?
Dear Liz Cheney,
Like you, I am a carpetbagging sociopathic opportunist who would like to dupe as few rubes as I can to gain access to the US government for personal enrichment, if possible while making people miserable around the globe. How did you manage to run for the congressional seat in Wyoming while maintaining your tony apartment on the East Coast?
Love,
Erik
You out-Borowitzed Borowitz!
*Cuts and pastes wordsmithing for future reference*
Well Frank Luntz charges $$ per rube duped, so it can get expensive and is, of course, prone to backfire. .
It's OK to read the comments.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/d…
I Xe what you did there.