31 thoughts on “Thomas Wolfe’s alma mater says actually attending classes is not as important as playing sportsball, and NCAA says, “Fuck yeah!””
The N.C.A.A. did not dispute that the University of North Carolina was guilty of running one of the worst academic fraud schemes in college sports history, involving fake classes that enabled dozens of athletes to gain and maintain their eligibility.
But there will be no penalties, the organization said, because no rules were broken.
In a ruling that caused head-scratching everywhere except Chapel Hill, the N.C.A.A. announced on Friday that it could not punish the university or its athletics program because the “paper” classes were not available exclusively to athletes. Other students at North Carolina had access to the fraudulent classes, too.
Noting that distinction, the panel that investigated the case “could not conclude that the University of North Carolina violated N.C.A.A. academic rules,” the N.C.A.A. said in a statement.
"The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Board of Governors met today to discuss the allegations against Harvey Weinstein, and has voted well in excess of the required two-thirds majority to immediately expel him from the Academy.
Who are the 17 Hollywood moguls who voted to retain him? NPR did not ask that question.
Bob Griese, whom some said would never make it in the |NFL|, had the good sense to get a degree in Industrial Engineering while attending the Agricultural Training Institute in West Lafayette, IN.
The scam is open to non-athletes too! Well, OK then!
/FFS
What's the over/under on new rules being added in their next meeting considering this and the FBI thing? Like 500?
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"Beaver of the Week"
http://www.gocaltech.com/landing/index
Several recent graduates have gone to work for Amtrak and the Union Pacific!<img src="https://cdn3.bigcommerce.com/s-i55jl/products/2911/images/6719/ncaa_purdue_boilermakers3__37098.1402501237.500.659.jpg?c=2">
I'm sensing a theme here
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In other educational |news|: <img src="http://i65.tinypic.com/2j2wz6o.jpg">
Also happening now, the Dotard rapist
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheDweck/status/919224…
ETA in North Carolina, no less.
Speaking of dumb, NBIB director has "never seen this level of mistakes "
https://m.dailykos.com/stories/1706625
"The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Board of Governors met today to discuss the allegations against Harvey Weinstein, and has voted well in excess of the required two-thirds majority to immediately expel him from the Academy.
Who are the 17 Hollywood moguls who voted to retain him? NPR did not ask that question.
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/10/14…
Also too, Cosby's still a member.
Well there you have it. "Change is coming, really soon, we promise!"
Women's basketball is the sport to watch in college anyway
Somewhat amusing sign on the church down the street:
The Big Buts in Our Lives
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Whoa.
Jesusfuck. Video of firetruck driving to Santa Rosa. This shit is why I'm running low on mirth. Can't click without screaming
OH FUCK ME!
http://www.berkeleyside.com/2017/10/14/watch-berk…
Apparently the UNC Law School has higher admission standards.
Always obligatory:
The NCAA is so mad at Kentucky they're going to give Cleveland State another year of probation.
Jerry Tarkanian
Still a novice bridge player, but I know my computer partner has fucked-up . Why to never look when everyone passes-out.
https://screenshots.firefox.com/c8POPRiWIQl3IY9t/…
It gets worse: the no-show courses were in the Department of African-American Studies.
Bob Griese, whom some said would never make it in the |NFL|, had the good sense to get a degree in Industrial Engineering while attending the Agricultural Training Institute in West Lafayette, IN.
What do they even consider a "motion picture science"?
Or the plural of "foreign contact", apparently.
Didn't his criminal pappy buy him a seat at Hahvahd? Why yes he did, and it was the subject of a |book.| eleven years ago.
No, Proctostant
The Cath. sign says The Sweet Buts in Our Lives
Yeah, I dunno, 5th St. Church Of Whatever.
Have an LED sign though.
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/questions-and…
You mean like the help? He never contacts them directly.