That's a good name for talking head teevee personalities in general. And it conforms to the Wonkette Style Manual, "Warm Clothed Boner Wolf Blitzer reported today…"
It's the "Elected Ruminant" of 2017.
General James "Warm Clothed Boner" Mattis USMC,Ret.
I suppose this is as good a place to use this as any- part of a mural on the side of a vet's building down the hill from me. Cowthulu?
Wouldn't it be nice to live in an America where you don't have to worry about getting shot by a stranger, or about how you'll pay for the medical care you'd need if you did get shot?
Xi Jinping Thought @relevantorgans
Comrade Gingrich, your coded message has been received. Our minisub will wait for you under the 14th St. bridge at midnight. Bring a snack.
"Xi Jinping Thought
@relevantorgans
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Oct 17 OFFICIAL GUIDANCE: Cadres advised to not refer to their penises as "十九大“ or "the real Party core" During 19th Party Congress activities.
Might've fit better in that thread up ^^^there.
And all that they'll get if they call Jefe Sessions is a busy signal.
Well then, there's really no point in going on, is there?
Oh, no, not at all. I'll enjoy the smug feeling that not only did I predict it but there will be far more people living hand-to-mouth like me.
Well better than living like the President, which I believe is foot-to-mouth.
I have become…comfortably numb.
Who could have guessed that Mark Halperin is a sleazebag?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/w…
And Chef John Besh, who's on PBS. Also the guy that was at the New Republic, some fancy photographer, and Poppy Bush.
Besh was the first one that truly shocked me out of the recent allegations. Like really? That guy?
Her's had his sons on his shows! He seemed so mellow.
At least I can still like Ming Tsai and Rick Bayless.
I got your Rick Bayless (& his daughter) right here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W18-05ZC2Xg
The comments on this video are creepier than the video tbh
I want to take a shower after seeing/reading that
And do we think there might be an outside chance that tRump pats Shuckles on the bum?
That seems slightly more likely than 5 extra inning home runs in one game, but what do I know?
Well, there's a photo of him on T's airplane [ that I won't post], that is a clue.
https://mobile.twitter.com/TheDweck/status/923729…
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a warm, clothed boner.
That's a good name for talking head teevee personalities in general. And it conforms to the Wonkette Style Manual, "Warm Clothed Boner Wolf Blitzer reported today…"
It's the "Elected Ruminant" of 2017.
General James "Warm Clothed Boner" Mattis USMC,Ret.
I suppose this is as good a place to use this as any- part of a mural on the side of a vet's building down the hill from me. Cowthulu?
<img src="http://dave.cisnet.com/Cowthulu.jpg" width="600">
On his prairie in R'yleh, dead Bisonthulu stands grazing
I have my style manual on automatic
[Moar death threats!]
srs bznz…
Another reason why breast feeding is better than formula…1.
I like them.
seems if you can't threaten someone with death if you got your feelings hurt, you're not a real man anymore
Wouldn't it be nice to live in an America where you don't have to worry about getting shot by a stranger, or about how you'll pay for the medical care you'd need if you did get shot?
[lifted from Twitter]
Go try and sell crazy somewhere else, pal, we're all stocked up.
(scrolls over link, sees title)
<img src="https://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3856/7698/original.gif?w=600&h">
don't click the linky
Important update regarding Relevant Organs
https://mobile.twitter.com/relevantorgans
Excellent move, comrade POTUS. Political theory teaches us that the buck in fact stops on the desk of whomever you really need purge.
Xi Jinping Thought @relevantorgans
Comrade Gingrich, your coded message has been received. Our minisub will wait for you under the 14th St. bridge at midnight. Bring a snack.
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We can't help it if you all look the same
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Oct 17
OFFICIAL GUIDANCE: Cadres advised to not refer to their penises as "十九大“ or "the real Party core" During 19th Party Congress activities.
Might've fit better in that thread up ^^^there.
Mika wants to hear your questions
https://mobile.twitter.com/morningmika/status/922…