Speaking of soccer, an owner wanting to move a team from Ohio to a southern city has been sabotaging it, and the team somehow won 10 games in a row to make it to the playoffs and just took out the #1 seed and the owner looked visibly unhappy.
No, this is not Major League. This is the Columbus Crew.
Last time they called me up for jury duty I got out of it by questioning the veracity of the LAPD. A friend got out of another case by saying all corporations were criminal enterprises. You can do it!
Heh. I did that on jury with Border Patrol as witnesses for prosectution. Not as a get-out joke either. Was living down the border and some of BP as neighbors. Scum.
"Yer. exCUSED!!!".
How many normally-avoiding-jury-duty citizens are changing their mind about it for a chance to be serving with OBamz?
Oyez, what a hed!
The horror: <img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNQTFXeVAAABGBk.jpg"/>
It's being reported that the suspension is permanent
I thought Twitter had become a nicer place to be. Now I know why.
As the sun sets in the Eastern Time Zone: <img src="https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNQN5jbW4AAP0Cy.jpg"/>
I hope Obama wears his tan suit.
<img src="http://www.brooklynvegan.com/files/img/bp/stop-making-sense.jpg"/>
That's a really tiny head.
smh
I'm sure Donald hears that a lot.
Hands. Those are hands.
Video
https://twitter.com/ZeddRebel/status/924350173781…
sorry forgot to cite, from B Juice.
That's some damn fine trolling, right there.
Liked and retweeted. That is fucking perfect!
So this Dodgers/Astros game is approaching soccer levels of low scoring. Charlie Morton is striking out everybody.
Speaking of soccer, an owner wanting to move a team from Ohio to a southern city has been sabotaging it, and the team somehow won 10 games in a row to make it to the playoffs and just took out the #1 seed and the owner looked visibly unhappy.
No, this is not Major League. This is the Columbus Crew.
NFL owner envy.
Oh please let him serve on a TrumpPenceZee trial.
I am sitting here trying to decide what to wear for Mueller Monday.
<img src="https://teeshirtpalace-production.s3.amazonaws.com/spree/images/TMFAT3994-BLACK-AT/large/TMFAT3994-BLACK-AT.jpg?1494337463">
#HA!
Here she is!!!
<img src="https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d23f112e3373780bc8370099a3db6e0ac90fbe9c08e22c091788bace72959cf6.jpg?w=600&h=346" width="600" height="600">
Kobach better look into his voter ID. Where does Bamz even live?
Plus he's an attorney.
Wear your 'Phi Zappa Krappa' T-shirt.
Last time they called me up for jury duty I got out of it by questioning the veracity of the LAPD. A friend got out of another case by saying all corporations were criminal enterprises. You can do it!
I had a permanent exemption from jury duty in Nevada, due to showing up on crutches. Probably won't be so lucky back home in California.
Wear purple. DON'T ARGUE JUST DO IT
Also too you must live blog your wait in the jury room.
Heh. I did that on jury with Border Patrol as witnesses for prosectution. Not as a get-out joke either. Was living down the border and some of BP as neighbors. Scum.
"Yer. exCUSED!!!".
I enjoy the battle of wits between smart pitchers and hitters. It's more fun if you know the teams, which I don't in this instance.
You might enjoy Mark Harris' baseball novels. The Southpaw is the first and best; they made a De Niro movie out of Bang the Drum Slowly.
La_Signora Quarantanova has high-pitch hearing loss and got permanently exempted here in Amercia's Finest City. Easy!