5 thoughts on “New Pope Downsizing Divine Garage

  1. While we wish they would have orchestrated a photo shoot where His Holiness performs a burnout, turning to the camera to look over a pair of wraparound sunglasses whilst uttering “Good God,” we understand he’s supposed to remain reverent — or whatever. It just seemed like a missed opportunity and could have upped the resale value of the car the pontiff laid rubber with. Besides, it would have been for a good cause.

  2. the church will auction it off to fund the Nineveh Plains Reconstruction Project — a group primarily focused on helping women who were victims of trafficking at the hands of ISIS

    Nice. Now, if they would just get over their opposition to female priests, I'd reconsider my ex-Catholicism.

  3. Yeah, that's how and why I learned about the workings of the internal combustion engine, for sure. Over the years, I've been fortunate to have owned or at least driven some mighty fine cars despite the aforementioned poverty.

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