Google Narrator Will Read Extra Long Wonkville Threads to You While You Busily Prepare Your Traditional Thanksgiving Facehugen Fare

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    1. Chirpy for Firefox.
      eta : CloseR comment below is funny in a cgv
      Is that an asteroid in your interstellar space or are you just glad to see me?

  1. There's a dozen sites, not app or add-on. Seem the same.
    I was looking for an application that used famous [ but CG] voices but they're not there yet, or not telling us, or the voices are patented.

  2. 'Mrs Zinke Galvanizes Interior Staff Google Narrator Will Read Extra Long Wonkville Threads to You While You Busily Prepare Your Traditional Thanksgiving Facehugen Fare Interstellar Overdick Zombie Ant Fungus vs Life in Trump’s America — Can’t Decide Which is Worse GQ correspondent plumbs the soft underbelly of Bowling Green society to figure out the Rand Paul beatdown. Conclusion: the neighbor’s a bigger asshole than Paul Messaging Facehuggen"

    That was glorious. Especially as read by British Tim. https://www.naturalreaders.com/online/

  3. Hilarious. They all end a sentence at 'Overdick Zombie'.
    Also good in non-English , where things get pretty garbled except for 'Overdick Zombie'.

  4. He says a lot of stuff.

    "Our intellectual powers are rather geared to master static relations and that our powers to visualize processes evolving in time are relatively poorly developed. For that reason we should do (as wise programmers aware of our limitations) our utmost to shorten the conceptual gap between the static program and the dynamic process, to make the correspondence between the program (spread out in text space) and the process (spread out in time) as trivial as possible."

  5. Right, not with broken ribs.
    Also, it is an impressive thing to have done, but it's not like they dragged someone from the main desk at Carnegie Library out and made them deliver the books. If the carriers were local, such rides were probably not too far away from their normal range of experience. The article is : "They did this in bad weather! Along creeks !!!'

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