11 thoughts on “Three Words: Million Dollar Dildo

  1. The jeweler in me appreciates the craftsmanship, but nope, no way that thing doesn't contain prongs, sharp edges, things that can come loose, and other, um, potential snagging/cutting surfaces. Keep gem-set objects out of your orifices, folks.

  2. Greatest movie plot ever:

    While visiting the mythical country of Klopstokia on business, brush salesman Migg Tweeny (Jack Oakie) collides with a young woman (Susan Fleming) on the street and the two fall instantly in love. Her name is Angela—all the women in Klopstokia are named Angela, and the men are named George—and she is the daughter of Klopstokia's President (W. C. Fields), whose country is bankrupt, and who relies upon his great physical strength to dominate a cabinet that is conspiring to overthrow him.

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