4 thoughts on “Affluenza (or Something Similar) Strikes Again

  1. "Lavinia Woodward, 24, had avoided jail for attacking her Tinder lover with a bread knife. The medical student admitted stabbing boyfriend Thomas Fairclough."

    What is this, "Downton Abbey" meets The Enquirer?

    Also: shouldn't a medical student be able to find a better stabbing implement than a bread knife?

  2. Cocaine and MDMA abuse is OK for a doctor, but we draw the line at being too stabby. This is irony of the highest order on Knifecrime Island.

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