"Lavinia Woodward, 24, had avoided jail for attacking her Tinder lover with a bread knife. The medical student admitted stabbing boyfriend Thomas Fairclough."
What is this, "Downton Abbey" meets The Enquirer?
Also: shouldn't a medical student be able to find a better stabbing implement than a bread knife?
Oh wait, this isn't even in America? WE'RE NOT ALONE!!!
Wait, shit, that's bad.
"Lavinia Woodward, 24, had avoided jail for attacking her Tinder lover with a bread knife. The medical student admitted stabbing boyfriend Thomas Fairclough."
What is this, "Downton Abbey" meets The Enquirer?
Also: shouldn't a medical student be able to find a better stabbing implement than a bread knife?
Cocaine and MDMA abuse is OK for a doctor, but we draw the line at being too stabby. This is irony of the highest order on Knifecrime Island.