“There’s something wrong with this phone. It won’t find child porn.” December 11, 2017 PubOption 239113 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F12%2F11%2Ftheres-something-wrong-with-this-phone-it-wont-find-child-porn%2F%22There%27s+something+wrong+with+this+phone.+It+won%27t+find+child+porn.%222017-12-11+14%3A23%3A32Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2017%2F12%2F11%2Ftheres-something-wrong-with-this-phone-it-wont-find-child-porn%2F 00
Two things to love about that story: (1) "Paedophile" (2) That a place named "Carphone Warehouse" is called a "shop." No, wait, make it three: (3) A blind paedophile wants kiddie porn pics? On a phone? And he wants a car phone? Reply
The article does say that he was not completely blind. I have visions of him holding the phone close to his nose with one hand while fapping with the other. Reply
"Cunningham was arrested on Boxing Day…" Um, no. Boxing Day is December 26. Either an old story, or they got some facts wrong. Reply
Two things to love about that story:
(1) "Paedophile"
(2) That a place named "Carphone Warehouse" is called a "shop."
No, wait, make it three:
(3) A blind paedophile wants kiddie porn pics? On a phone? And he wants a car phone?
The article does say that he was not completely blind. I have visions of him holding the phone close to his nose with one hand while fapping with the other.
"Cunningham was arrested on Boxing Day…"
Um, no. Boxing Day is December 26. Either an old story, or they got some facts wrong.