36 thoughts on “Happy New Year, Wonkvillians!

  1. DPRK News Service‏ @DPRK_News

    US city New York descends into rampaging chaos as crystal ball’s descent heralds the start of yearly 24 hours of lawlessness.

    1. You appear to have the blue heading of a Mod. Could you release two stories from purgatory, please? (My home computer is permanently on the naughty list.)

  2. I did Times Square New Years once. For breakfast we had cold eggs and toast that took 45 minutes and cost $20.
    Most memorable was that NYC 's Finest were wayyyyyyyyy drunker that most of the people in the crowd.

  3. I did that! I took NJ Transit w/a boyfriend. We reigned in 1988. There were a bunch of dress coats, and we shook up a bunch of shit champagne, he sprayed it over everyone, and nobody seemed to care.
    ( Because they were probably rich, and it was a celebration of Assholes)
    Nothing changes. I was 16, though!

  4. It's bleak. Much debt. An absent drunken Cmdr. Boo!
    The Eagles or the Vikings win the Super Bowl. The current "President" gets impeached. Tons of horrible legislation gets reversed in my lifetime. We can continue to exist on the Earth.
    Y'know, I'm glad I'm "old".

  5. A friend of mine is a full-time USPS mail clerk, and he only gets $10.50! I don't know how they expect someone to raise a family on that.

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