Gullible diner fooled by pretentious serviette presentation, attempts to ingest it January 5, 2018 Lot_49 242884 Commentshttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2018%2F01%2F05%2Fgullible-diner-fooled-by-pretentious-serviette-presentation-attempts-to-ingest-it%2FGullible+diner+fooled+by+pretentious+serviette+presentation%2C+attempts+to+ingest+it2018-01-05+19%3A05%3A20Anonymous+Wonkerhttp%3A%2F%2Fwonkville.net%2F2018%2F01%2F05%2Fgullible-diner-fooled-by-pretentious-serviette-presentation-attempts-to-ingest-it%2F 00
Not the best of photos, looks like a failed Cro-Magnon tampon applicator.
Not an Onion piece? Comedy is ded.
♬ [Are you gonna eat that] ♬
(terrible song, but it fits in perfectly here)
I'm not sure I'd taste that even if it was food. Looks like haggis.