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  1. LOS ANGELES (AP) — U.S. immigration agents descended on dozens of 7-Eleven stores before dawn Wednesday to open employment audits and interview workers in what officials described as the largest operation against an employer under Donald Trump’s presidency.

    Agents targeted about 100 stores nationwide, broadening an investigation that began with a 4-year-old case against a franchisee on New York’s Long Island. The audits could lead to criminal charges or fines over the stores’ hiring practices.

    Pre-dawn raids? Really, Jeff-Beau? Hope they had bullet-proof vests and gunz to defend themselves against those scary 7-11 clerks.

    Next raid: Motel night clerks!

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