19 thoughts on “New Jersey Man

  1. Woah, that's one hellofa opening sentence:

    After nearly six years of gossip, rumor, and speculation, Shore endocrinologist James Kauffman was charged Tuesday in the death of his wife, radio personality April Kauffman, in an alleged murder-for-hire plot prosecutors said was connected to the Pagan Outlaw motorcycle gang and designed to prevent her from exposing a vast illegal opioid pill distribution operation.

          1. SHOOBY-DOO AW RIGHT,

            …written in huge white letters on the town's sky blue water tower for most of the 80's. Could not miss it. Awesome prank and I never did find out who did it.

            Good times, eh?

          2. At the time (mid-70s) I had never been east of the Rockies. He moved to CA and was my upstairs neighbor. He told me a Shoobie was someone who came to the shore with their lunch in a shoebox, and left the box behind when they went home. I didn't feel very honored…

  2. As a result of April Kauffman’s desire to divorce James Kauffman, he was intent to have her killed, as opposed to losing his ‘financial empire,’ as he described it to several individuals,” Atlantic County Prosecutor Damon G. Tyner said Tuesday.

    Pro-tip, criminal mastermind edition: Don't tell your friends, or people you meet in a bar, that you intend to have bikers murder your wife so she won't expose your drug ring.

    Oh, too late:

    He is already being held in the Atlantic County jail on weapons charges after brandishing a gun in June when authorities executed an early morning search warrant at his popular Egg Harbor Township medical practice.

  3. Doctor with a "vast illegal opioid pill distribution operation" has a "popular Egg Harbor Township medical practice."

    I wonder if the two are connected…

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