79 thoughts on “I Lift My Lamp Beside the Shithouse Door

  1. “Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?” Trump said, ( . . . ) He then suggested that the United States should instead bring more people from countries like Norway, whose prime minister he met Wednesday.

    If I lived in Norway, no way I'd want to emigrate to this shithole country.

    1. With their shared border with Russia and the current US administration showing more fondness for Putin than for NATO, Norway may not maintain its non-shithole status for long. :/

          1. So true. In Minnesota, we say, "Everything good?" while thinking, "Get the fuck away from me."

  2. Here's the news as it's being covered:

    CNN: shithole comment;
    MSNBC: shithole comment;
    FoxNews: major problems at NYC airports!!!!

  3. Read on the internet (sarcasm intended) "Hey that burning cross on the White House lawn is providing heat for the jobless protesters."

      1. @StephenKing
        1h1 hour ago
        Why would people from Norway want to immigrate here? They have actual health care, and longer life expectancy.

  4. The Hill‏ Verified account @thehill

    JUST IN: Hatch demands "detailed explanation" of Trump's "shithole" comments

    Dear Orrin:
    Donald J Trump is a miserable fucking racist, and always has been.
    You're welcome,

  5. Vicente Fox Quesada


    .@realDonaldTrump, your mouth is the foulest shithole in the world. With what authority do you proclaim who’s welcome in America and who’s not. America’s greatness is built on diversity, or have you forgotten your immigrant background, Donald?

    1. Trump lauded the sale of the fictional planes alongside Norwegian Prime Minister Erna Solberg at the White House on Wednesday

    1. It's a world of Haitians
      A world of browns
      It's a world of Muslims
      And a world of clowns
      There's so much that we fear
      That we know it's so clear
      It's a shit world after all

      It's a shit world after all
      It's a shit world after all
      It's a shit world after all
      It's a shit hole world

  6. Why does all this crazy shit happen the week I'm barely paying attention to the news? I go away for hours and come back to the president claiming entire continents are shitholes?

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