"Wegener pulled up to (the) house on the golf cart. They began to hang out. Wegener said he was going to kill the chickens in (the) yard. Wegener went to his golf cart and retrieved a Canadian Mist bottle filled with black powder, sand and a green fuse," according to the affidavit.
I'd say this has to be the ultimate Florida Man story, if I weren't pretty sure someone will surpass it soon.
Credit where due to |Florida Man| on Twitter for this masterful copy-editing of this hed.
Additional points because the perp's nickname, no doubt self-selected, is "Spider."
Best use of a Canadian Mist bottle.
I'd say this has to be the ultimate Florida Man story, if I weren't pretty sure someone will surpass it soon.
Don't challenge them.
But what does Sally McMartha have to say?
Yeah, saw that. Never is heard a discouraging word in AZ. press though.
So far.