5 thoughts on “Man banned from hotel after room trashed by pepperoni-loving seagulls; name cleared 17 years later”
"The seagulls were flying everywhere and they had been there for a long time eating Brothers TNT Pepperoni, so you can imagine what the room looked like even before I came back. And now we've got seagulls flying around, the curtains are falling down, the lamps are falling down. It was a real mess."
"One was just bouncing around on the windowsill and I was kind of losing my temper at this point, so I took off one of my shoes and I threw it in the direction of the seagull, and both the seagull and the shoe went out the window," he said.
"The last seagull, it was running around the room and this is a fairly large room, nice room — or it was. And I was chasing this seagull around. It had a big piece of pepperoni in its mouth and I could not get it to leave."
All the Canadian human beings in this story behaved with stereotypical Canadian restraint and civility. (Can you imagine the reaction of some American whose initials are DJT to being banned?). Wish I could say the same for the Canadian gulls.
"The seagulls were flying everywhere and they had been there for a long time eating Brothers TNT Pepperoni, so you can imagine what the room looked like even before I came back. And now we've got seagulls flying around, the curtains are falling down, the lamps are falling down. It was a real mess."
"One was just bouncing around on the windowsill and I was kind of losing my temper at this point, so I took off one of my shoes and I threw it in the direction of the seagull, and both the seagull and the shoe went out the window," he said.
"The last seagull, it was running around the room and this is a fairly large room, nice room — or it was. And I was chasing this seagull around. It had a big piece of pepperoni in its mouth and I could not get it to leave."
All the Canadian human beings in this story behaved with stereotypical Canadian restraint and civility. (Can you imagine the reaction of some American whose initials are DJT to being banned?). Wish I could say the same for the Canadian gulls.
True story:
Went to the beach by myself. Brought a muffin that was wrapped in plastic to eat later.
Went to the water. Looked up to see a seagull flying off with said muffin.
Yelled "hey!" to seagull. Bird cawed at me as if to say "tough luck, toots!" and flew off.
Never underestimate what a seagull will do for food FFS.
Doesn't even have to be food! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYHjyNNy_4Y
Though this be true, they are still an important harbinger of spring hereabouts.