44 thoughts on “Bare Buns Bro Buzzes Baltimore’s Byways

  1. “He literally was 5 to 10 feet from me,” Panteleakis said, “buck naked.”
    He thought the jogger may have been wearing headphones. The man was not wearing shoes.

    Well if he had shoes on then he wouldn't be naked, now would he?

    Instead, the naked jogger had vanished.

    Protip: if a naked man walks up to you and says "Your clothes. Gif zem to me" you give him the goddamn clothes.

    1. Ron
      1h
      Replying to @ditzkoff and @banditref

      Grassley can’t even figure out how to turn on a nose hair trimmer.

    2. Robby Soave@robbysoave
      6 hours ago

      Mark Zuckerberg is now living out every young person's worst nightmare: trying to explain how tech stuff works to the nation's elderly

      1. Maybe I'm just amused that someone injected some good old-fashioned Gloria SImmons-style absurdity into that Ivanka thread.

          1. This is what happens when a malignant dotard causes us to lose sight of what is truly important.

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