40 thoughts on “Wonkville Link Bracket Finals!

  1. It's probably not surprising that the top two stories of the year had to do with Trump. The guy's made more news in the last year than most presidents do in 4-8. The only question left: Will it be the quirky story or the serious one? We'll find out over the next few days.

    (52) Trump’s New Illegal Alien Crime Hotline Immediately Overwhelmed with calls about Space Aliens vs (11) S P E C I A L P R O S E C U T O R

    Voting will go through Tuesday, with the winner being announced on Wednesday.

  2. Can I write in Shaved Cats? No? Then I must get serious for once in my life and vote for
    (11) S P E C I A L P R O S E C U T O R

  3. I would have preferred if the top two stories had to do with cats, drugs, goats, couches, poop, bees, ants, robots, robot poop ants, goat drugs, or nearly anything besides the Malignant Dotard, but there you have it.

    ALIENS.

        1. LESLEY STAHL: Have you seen the really bad schools? Maybe try to figure out what they’re doing?

          BETSY DEVOS: I have not, I have not intentionally visited schools that are underperforming.

          LESLEY STAHL: Maybe you should.

          BETSY DEVOS: Maybe I should, yes.

        2. “teachers at choice schools are often paid less than district school teachers.”

          This is 100% true- even for the private schools around me

          1. I think part of the good pay sacrifice here is to work in an environment where it isn't quite as resource depleted as the public schools around here. Gotta say after getting Kid Glass through his primary education out here, I'm in awe of how good the public schools were where I grew up in what I thought was middle of the road suburbia, NJ.

            …and, I still volunteer at public schools here to do Dr Science stuff for the kids. Going to be showing some 5th graders down in Fremont the moon and stars this coming Friday night.

  4. S P E C I A L P R O S E C U T O R.

    And here's hoping S P E C I A L P R O S E C U T O R gets a victory IRL as well FFS.

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