14 thoughts on “Thomas the Testis

  1. I’m not sure what the value proposition is to this ad – that if you wear these underpants little jets of white vapor will shoot mushroom clouds out the sides and end of your dingus? Or is it that the mushroom clouds will happen but the underpants will contain them, saving the wearer from embarrassment, or from non-consensual scientific inquiry?

    It would be helpful if the Twitter poster had included the Amazon link so we could read the Customer Reviews.

  2. Also too, these lateral vapor jets – are they aligned precisely oppositionally? If so, why? Are they a navigational device? Can they be used to triangulate coordinates? Are they propulsion devices for, say, clearing the baffles? When would this technology be needed?

    1. Mods. I had some trouble getting into and using Wonkville over the weekend, so I may have a post stuck in purgatory or it might have disappeared completely.

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