I’m not sure what the value proposition is to this ad – that if you wear these underpants little jets of white vapor will shoot mushroom clouds out the sides and end of your dingus? Or is it that the mushroom clouds will happen but the underpants will contain them, saving the wearer from embarrassment, or from non-consensual scientific inquiry?
It would be helpful if the Twitter poster had included the Amazon link so we could read the Customer Reviews.
Also too, these lateral vapor jets – are they aligned precisely oppositionally? If so, why? Are they a navigational device? Can they be used to triangulate coordinates? Are they propulsion devices for, say, clearing the baffles? When would this technology be needed?
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I’m not sure what the value proposition is to this ad – that if you wear these underpants little jets of white vapor will shoot mushroom clouds out the sides and end of your dingus? Or is it that the mushroom clouds will happen but the underpants will contain them, saving the wearer from embarrassment, or from non-consensual scientific inquiry?
It would be helpful if the Twitter poster had included the Amazon link so we could read the Customer Reviews.
Great.
But can they truly be said to be Smart Briefs?
What is their SAT score?
Also too, these lateral vapor jets – are they aligned precisely oppositionally? If so, why? Are they a navigational device? Can they be used to triangulate coordinates? Are they propulsion devices for, say, clearing the baffles? When would this technology be needed?
Gimbals sold separately .
[ yes, it took about fifteen minutes to remember the name of those things ]
Well it's not like they come up in everyday conversation. Unless you're a frigate yeoman or a NASA engineer.
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<img src="https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/galaxy-quest-laliari-tentacle-makeout-thats-not-right-1a.gif?w=500&h=306" />
So then, basically these underpants are a substitute for udder cream?
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Great for teabaggers!
Worst. Lube. EVAR!