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Porta-Potty Potentates’ Purloined Poop Precipitates Prison

7 thoughts on “Porta-Potty Potentates’ Purloined Poop Precipitates Prison

  1. Shoot, apostrophe misplaced, and the Union-Tribune headline ("Portable toilet executive sent to prison in illegal dumping scheme") was better.

  2. In case you wondered how the late Philip Roth felt about Trump….

    “I was born in 1933,” he continued, “the year that F.D.R. was inaugurated. He was President until I was twelve years old. I’ve been a Roosevelt Democrat ever since. I found much that was alarming about being a citizen during the tenures of Richard Nixon and George W. Bush. But, whatever I may have seen as their limitations of character or intellect, neither was anything like as humanly impoverished as Trump is: ignorant of government, of history, of science, of philosophy, of art, incapable of expressing or recognizing subtlety or nuance, destitute of all decency, and wielding a vocabulary of seventy-seven words that is better called Jerkish than English.”

  3. hot mess
    noun US informal
    noun: hot mess; plural noun: hot messes

    a person or thing that is spectacularly unsuccessful or disordered, especially one that is a source of peculiar fascination.

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