Hacker cracks into control software, replaces settings with:
*critiques tiny penis
*berates poor performance,shuts down permanently
*SPAMS social contacts with dick pics
*dials wife/mom/girlfriend/boss on speakerphone
*starts endless laugh track loop, won't shut off
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This is the greatest head-desk ever.
OUR ROBOT OVERLORDS WILL HEADDESK
You monster.
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NO
…no…
This is the most Wonkville headline of the week…
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/12/05/…
#EmptySpacesMatter
Donald J. Trump's pick for Cybersecurity Expert, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Those dastardly hackers corrupted my text!
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I guess Samantha told Steve "no" one too many times.
All I want for Christmas is to have Steve Bannon followed by one of these everywhere he goes, forever:
41 Strange @41Strange
In Japanese Folklore, Shirime is a strange creature with a giant shiny eye replacing his butt hole. It thrives solely on the joy of scaring people
(Photo: "Pom Poko")
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"We Scare Because We Care"
The All-Seeing Eye
ANUS COEPTIS
Poopopticon
Novus ordo cloacum
Worst goatse evar!
WHY
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…why…
"Your eyes say no,no,no but your software says yes,yes,yes"
Maybe work in a subplot where the man is an unrequited missionary
"…owners will be able to switch Samantha into modes where she’ll be unlikely to refuse them, her creator Dr Sergi Santos says."
Honestly, where to start…
But look at the way she's dressed!
Hacker cracks into control software, replaces settings with:
*critiques tiny penis
*berates poor performance,shuts down permanently
*SPAMS social contacts with dick pics
*dials wife/mom/girlfriend/boss on speakerphone
*starts endless laugh track loop, won't shut off
With the advances in autonomous cars and trucks and now a sex robot that can say no, the future of country and western music looks hilarious.
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I won't do that."
I LIKE BEER
"I want a fur coat! I want to go to Miami! I'm not going to do that- that's disgusting!"