So, yes, for all Mueller’s old-time, dignified, methodical pursuit of his quarry, there is a generalised sense that a lot of this could easily come down to penises. Who had pictures of whose, where they got them from, who ordered them to be got, and who was paid, by whom, not to mention the penis.
Jeff Bezos, Please Release Your Dirty Selfies
It’s for the good of the country. Especially our kids.
Jeff, you have the power to make the world safer for your kids and mine, to say nothing of all the adults out there swapping nude photos with complete strangers or their spouses. (And to say nothing of all the other billionaires out there who, according to Bloomberg News, are now very worried about the whereabouts of the pics they’ve sent to their mistresses.) By releasing your own photos, you can normalize what is already normal and protect the professional and political futures of all the young adults who have been taking and sending nude selfies since they got their first phones.
The sooner we all have a few dirty pics out there, the sooner it won’t matter whose dirty pics get out there. Until then, we are all in danger of being blackmailed.
So, yes, for all Mueller’s old-time, dignified, methodical pursuit of his quarry, there is a generalised sense that a lot of this could easily come down to penises. Who had pictures of whose, where they got them from, who ordered them to be got, and who was paid, by whom, not to mention the penis.
"Penises: they're nothing but trouble."
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https://jezebel.com/this-dick-run-instagram-plagi…
https://mobile.twitter.com/JAdomian/status/109398…
ahahahaha
♪ It was an over-horned, chest-fixed eye
Flying Fux News fornicator ♪
Relatedly, is anyone watching Grammys? I hear that there are vagina pants.
https://gizmodo.com/whoa-uranus-looks-totally-mes…
It looks a lot better than those horrible chocolate things.
high winds? Whitecaps?
let's try that again:
Roll up a fatty and stare at this for a while:
link to full size | here |
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Dan Savage to Jeff Bezos:
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/10/opinion/dan-sa…
| Best of Nextdoor@bestofnextdoor
"Honestly did a pretty good job"|
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Which side of a pen is counts as the passenger side?
That may depend on which side of the road you drive 🤔😁
https://youtu.be/mhM5iyqc13k
|The wrong side|
| sendero glitteroso |
Passenger side, passenger side
Balls are riding on the passenger side