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Chimps in Belfast Zoo tired of this shit; build ladder and escape

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  1. ….a child can be heard exclaiming: “Don’t escape, you bad little gorilla.”

    And 10,000 people tweeted back : They're chimps, not gorillas, you stupid fucking kid.

    1. Wear purple. I read an article long ago about getting out of jury duty and one thing it said was lawyers tend to weed out people wearing purple.

  2. He told the BBC: “They’re intelligent primates and know they’re not supposed to be out of their enclosure, so got back in themselves.”

    "Alright you guys, break's over! Get back on those typewriters and finish up Twelfth Night!

  3. On a dare, I'm learning to play "Who Knows Where the Time Goes?" , by Sandy Denny and Fairport C.

    For me, ONE of those airy songs goes a long way.

    1. So he wants to hold a parade, "…which would become perhaps become a tradition" sort of like a 4th of July parade?

      How did we get this stupid? When did it all start to go wrong?

    2. Lower down:
      Pres says he's not ruling out declaring a national emergency to get funding for a border wall. "I'm considering everything," he says, reminding that his predecessors declared many national emergencies for various purposes.

      Yes they did, like during *actual national emergencies*.

        1. [ Track 14 ]

          The indictment alleges that the New Aryan Empire (NAE) is a racketeering enterprise, which committed violent acts—attempted murder, kidnapping, and maiming—in support of its organization and its wide-ranging drug-trafficking operation.

          Shocked. Shocked.

          1. Nah. Maybe I just never hit 'submit' .

            It's pretty cool will make a post tomorrow. Why many English folks don't like The Idiot.

  4. Also 'Round the World [ IYKWIMAITYD }

    Scroll down for Nate White

    Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem.

    For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace….

    1. Heh. This guy is great:

      And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul.


      haha, also this: You don't need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.


      This commenter is simply pure gold: After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid.He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart.

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