80 thoughts on “we load the sopping, pink lump into the smoker.

  1. In the end the watermelon tastes, in the words of my colleagues, like “an evil Christmas”, “an old packet of cigarettes” or simply “regret”.

          1. He was the thirteenth of the Titans: Mnemosyne, Tethys, Theia, Phoebe, Rhea, Themis, Oceanus, Hyperion, Coeus, Cronus, Crius, Iapetus and Anus.

          1. Well no one warned me the journey would be littered with wadded-up snot-filled Kleenex and Ricola wrappers. My god, the humanity.

          2. LIVE UPDATE: It has expanded from the sinus area into the ear canals, rendering me fabulously dizzy. Snot production, Kleenex use, continues apace.

    1. I focused on Pseudomonas aeruginosa for a technical report I did. It can show up in urine. It attaches onto plastic slime on inflatables and other pool shit. (The more you know?) I probably don't spend enough time here anymore.

      1. I've been reading Twitter threads where people put long lists of people who got longer sentences for far less. It is a travesty.

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