85 thoughts on “Not This, by Olena Kalytiak Davis

  1. Looked at some other poems too, and can only conclude that we name Olena Kalytiak Davis Poet Laureate of Wonkville

      1. Listen, and understand. That fuckbin is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

      2. The tortoise lies there, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but it cannot do so without your help. You are not helping. Why?

        1. Full many a glorious Fuckbot have I seen
          Capture each sadboy with robotic arm,
          Clamping with steel the proffered peen,
          Extracting pale streams with precision alchemy;
          Anon permit the basest schlong to ride
          With ugly rack on each embarrassed face,
          And from the forlorn world their visage hide,
          Stealing unseen to home with this disgrace:
          Even so the fanboys early morn do shine,
          Each with eager hopefulness upon their brows;
          But ah, alack, they each must get in line,
          File paperwork and medical need avow.
          Yet each for this my work no whit disdaineth;
          Each sadboy's guck doth Fuckbot's tube containeth.

          1. “…be not afraid of Fuckbot. Fuckbot is developed great, Fuckbot achieves greatness, and some have Fuckbot thrust upon ’em.”


          2. My little horse must think it queer
            To stop without a Fuckbin near
            Between the woods and frozen lake
            The darkest evening of the year.

          1. From the comments:

            Believe me, this is the best poetry
            It wins all the poetry prizes
            Many people are saying this poetry will bring world peace
            Other poets will cry and stop writing when they read this, because this poetry is the best
            It is tremendous, huge, big league

      1. I spent a little time with 'Shall I compare thee to ……….."
        but got nuthin, so was hoping for you to come through.

    1. "I saw something that looked like insect legs, so I pulled them out under a microscope slowly, and one at a time without damaging their bodies," Dr. Hung said.

      HOLY MOTHER OF GOD NO NO NO JUST NO

    2. There are more than 1000 species of sweat bees in the U.S., Canada, and Central America.

      SERIOUSLY? NOW YOU TELL US?!?

      Nearly 50 species alone are found in Florida.

      OK well that is not surprising.

    1. HA! Twit.
      I didn't watch earlier b.c. I was afraid I would get scorch marks just watching .
      Explains all the pics of gravel, though.

          1. I'm not a punchy kind of guy, but Mnuchin's face gives me funny feelings in my fists.

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