39 thoughts on “KC to Introduce Free Public Transit

      1. Sweet deal. As one might imagine, mass transit isn't very convenient out here. The bus stop is more than a half mile from my house, and it only goes each direction once a day.

          1. 0800 walk to bus
            0900 arrive in town
            0910 shop
            0945 finish shopping
            1600 return bus
            1700 home with thawed groceries.

            Nah, I'll keep driving.

  1. Dishwashers. Amirite?

    WAPO

    As a divided House voted to impeach him Wednesday night, President Trump spent part of a lengthy campaign rally bemoaning plumbing problems, saying “women tell me” they have to run their dishwashers multiple times.

    “Remember the dishwasher? You’d press it, boom! There’d be like an explosion. Five minutes later you open it up, the steam pours out, the dishes — ” he said, drawing laughs. “Now you press it 12 times.”

    1. That’s the cover of this year’s catalog. What a goddamn mess. Oh well, my butler Jansen can clean all that shit up.

      (claps twice)

      JANSEN! THE FLOOR SPRINKLES!

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