119 thoughts on “Adventures in Photoshop – Ivanka Edition.

    1. I can't wait for this whole shit show to be over and all the never-trumpers just go back to their own side and stop infecting our side.

      1. This shit show can end in one of two ways — with Chris Matthews in Central Park, or in a nuclear/coronavirus/Mad Max annihilation hellscape

    1. I just heard on the Thom Hartmann show that many generic drugs come from China and could be contaminated. Fuck, just when I thought I might be spared.

      1. I have a prescription that is generic and costs me just over a dollar for refills. I wanted to switch to the brand because Of concerns about contamination and turns out the brand is $300 for the same amount. Fuck Coronavirus.

    1. Movin' to the country,
      Gonna smoke a lot of reefer
      I'm movin' to the country,
      I'm gonna smoke me a lot of reefer
      Movin' to the country,
      Gonna smoke a lot of reefer
      Movin' to the country,
      I'm gonna smoke a lot of reefer

      Reefer come from a can,
      They were put there by a man
      In a factory downtown

      If I had my little way,
      I'd smoke reefer every day
      Sun-soakin' bonghits in the shade

      I'm movin' to the country,
      I'm gonna smoke me a lot of reefer
      Movin' to the country,
      I'm gonna smoke me a lot of reefer
      — Weedlord Bonerhitler

      1. See, that's how they get a database. Put this out there, then everyone tells about the specific wear-patterns
        on their jeans. Mine, for example, always show signs of wear in the fly area because of my enormous
        schlong.

    1. He'll be shit-canned in a week.

      Article there also about the deal/no deal with the Taliban. Liz Cheney of all people demanding
      transparency.

  1. I would just like to say that I am really scared about the Coronavirus spreading here. I get every single flu bug that comes along and I get it BAD. We're all gonna die.

      1. Ever the glutton for punishment, I'm going in for a cortisone shot in my knee in a minute. Therapy tomorrow should be fun.
        The pharmacist offered me a pneumonia shot yesterday, too. I politely declined until I recover from the Shingrix shot.

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