“In a year where Americans have lost faith in the candidates of both major parties, it’s time for me to cash in on a great resume-builder a generation of new leadership to step up,” he said in a statement.
What? If I were in his shoes, I'd be tempted myself…
Ya know, people are always going on about flashy Diamond, but Graphite is the one that hangs out in the halls of power, making the real back room deals happen.
Republicans: McMullin/Someone. Anyone! PLEASE. For the love of God! *Sobbing*
What? If I were in his shoes, I'd be tempted myself…
As Kinky said, "why the hell not?"
Panic over the Monmouth poll with Hillary up 13?
I'm still holding out for inanimate carbon rod.
Its "Let's shut that whole thing down" policy is a better nukular policy than Trumps!
Any truth to the rumor that graphite is going to moderate the first debate?
Whatever puts lead in your pencil.
Whatever keeps lead out of the drinking water!
Are you partial to any particular allotrope?
Ya know, people are always going on about flashy Diamond, but Graphite is the one that hangs out in the halls of power, making the real back room deals happen.
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So first I rolled my eyes that his candidacy statement sounded like a movie trailer.
And then I wondered if all movie trailers are written by the CIA…
I'm gonna write him in for Corporation Commissioner in Az. Primary.
yeah, but in AZ, being able to write is not a requirement for voting?